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When the girl is so ugly sex involves asking her to wear a rubber mask of Paris Hilton (or other fantasy girl) as well as your wearing a condom
Joanie is easy when drunk but she is still a Beyonce' double rubber special.

Any girl will do if you subscribe to the double rubber theory that says just add alcohol and break out the rubbers.

I've got an understanding double rubber girl friend. I just knock her door and hold up the gin, rubber mask, and DVD movie. She gives an understanding sneer and waves me on in.
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Double ass rubber pusher 

When a guy tapes a rubber dildo to the back of his waist, puts it into a girls ass, and is fucking another girl up her ass with his actual penis.
"Me, my girlfriend, and her sister tried the Double ass rubber pusher last night. It was fucking awesome."

double-rubbered 

wearing two condoms to be extra-dextra safe not to knock the bitch up.
good thing i double-rubbered it last night, i was drunk as a skunk
double-rubbered by morgatron July 9, 2009

double rubbered

wearing two condoms for extra protection
sam double rubbered to be xtra safe during sex
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026