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double pat 

a sign that you want out of the conversation or wish to leave present company. named for the double pat on the back given when someone wants out of the hug they're trapped in.
kate: and then we went to the pet store. i bought a gold fish and named it dori. which doesn't really make sense, i mean, dori's blue!

mark: cool.

kate: was that a double pat?
double pat by elysiatheamazing June 25, 2009
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backwards double patrick 

When one has diarrhea and vomits at the same time.
After he became incredibly drunk and proceeded to go to Taco Bell, Thomas pulled a Backwards Double Patrick.

Double Path Logic 

It is only possible for one logical path to exist in a maze, forcing the second path to be rendered unusable.
There are 2 paths but one is wrong because of Double Path Logic!
Double Path Logic by bytegig January 20, 2020

Double Path Logic 

It is only possible for one logical path in a maze to exist. This renders a second possible path conceived impossible.
There are two paths for this maze but one must be wrong because of Double Path Logic.
Double Path Logic by bytegig January 20, 2020

Double Path Logic 

Occam's Razer

If there is only a single path through a maze, there can not be branching paths.

Originates from the Corridor of Time community project of Destiny 2 Lasting from 1/14/20 -(TBD) by the group of Dead end checkers and Brute force pathing of the maze.

could be considered a spin off the religion of the "Sword Logic" of the Hive.
AmazingBrick- "hmmm.:
Shuri- "Double Path Logic!"
Domo- "Double Path Logic!"
nntb-"It's impossible, double path logic"
AmazingBrick- "oh shit"
Metamorphyse - "silence"
Double Path Logic by Domo4448 January 20, 2020

Double Patriotism

When you are so patriotic that your patriotism isn't limited to one country. The haters will call it "dual loyalty" but they just don't get it.
The war in Iraq was such an inspiring example of double patriotism! George Bush spending $1 trillion dollars of taxpayer money to fight Israel's war shows that he loves Israel just as much as America! Being patriotic for 2 countries at once? That's twice the patriotism!!!

Double Mint Patty 

The act of mutually completing a peppermint patty between two consenting adults (sexual preference does not matter) in the form of simultaneous cunnilingus or "69"ing. This is done with both parties eating junior mints or peppermint pattys before engaging in the act.
Todd: Chris, you won't believe my weekend. First i went shopping, did some gardening, and then that girl from the city and i did a double mint patty for desert! My dick feels minty!
Chris: Dude, Awesome!
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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