double jeopardy 

when you raise your ass to another person's face, positioning the asshole right in line with their nostrils, and stategically placing your scrotum on top of their mouth. Then, you proceed to fart, giving the other person the unenviable position of having to choose between breathing in the flatulence through their nose, or breathing through their mouth to swallow the scrotum whole.

Damn son, I heard Johnny got pissed at Mary and gave her the double jeopardy. I bet she wish she didn't give him her taco.

double jeopardy by steve ji March 17, 2008

Double Jeopardy 

Double jeopardy is what happens when you eat really spicy foot. First your mouth is put in jeopardy by the fiery hotness of what your are eating... Double jeopardy inevitably occurs the next day while the hotness is on its way out.

Mike: Man, I just ate the hottest pepper in the world, and I didn't even chase it with milk!

Kev: I know dude, that was awesome!

Mike: I thought so...until double jeopardy hit me today.

Double Jeopardy by Chief Longhair February 25, 2010

Double Jeopardy 

Not dating the same person twice, acknowledging the fact that you broke up for a reason.

"Hey man, I heard Kim wants to get back together with you, you going for it?"

"No way man, double jeopardy rule; the bitch is crazy"

Double Jeopardy by Barbary Lion August 26, 2012

Double Jeopardy 

When you vomit and shit your pants at the same time.

I’m worried about pulling the trigger because I might get double jeopardy

Double Jeopardy by JigJiggly May 26, 2022

Double Jeopardy 

When good fortune strikes you twice

C-Note: A girl just sent me 3 texts at 11:11, that must be extra lucky right? Double Jeopardy!

Double Jeopardy by PB_CJ_n_Goons April 28, 2024

Double' Jeopardy

Doing actions that you don't allow others to do.

Being ok for you to ignore your spouse but not ok for them to ignore you.
Double' Jeopardy- the allowance of you to do wrong but not others.

Double' Jeopardy by Steven Bunton April 5, 2022

double-double jeopardy 

duplicating a charge under same but difference charges (violation of a restringing order, can also be expressed as contempt of court order). Having one offense of violating the order, being charged under both description and charges doubles a single allegation of a crime that is also double jeopardy. Also re-litigating the case after it was tried in civil court, then in criminal court, both with the same consequence is double jeopardy. Duplicating charges under different names and then re-prosecuting them; becomes a double-double jeopardy; like in-and-outs double-double burger

DA Jeff Rosen is obsessed with Art Master, he's prosecuting Master as double-double jeopardy protections apply. That';s why he is known as the Double-Double DA. If the doubles the charges and both side meet in the middle when negotiating, he is getting defendants basically to agree to all original charges.

double-double jeopardy by jocklondon April 11, 2025