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Double headed dragon 

Whenever you get so fucked up you throw up on your dick while your taking a shit.
person 1: Dude you were so fucked up last night...
person 2: I know, I had a double headed dragon...
person 1: Omg are you okay?? Do you need some water?

double headed dragon 

created by two stoners in the country, you put 2 bowls in a water pipe and hit a ghost.
Yo, you ready for the double headed dragon ?

Double headed dragon 

A three-some where: person #1 is performing oral on person #2 while having sex with person number #3 , while the #3 is licking the rectum of person #2 simultaneously with #1 doing oral.
Person #2 talking to his brother: man, Sidney and Oliver played me like a double headed dragon last night!

Brother: oh yeah?!

Person #2: yeah man, my bed was a literal slip and slide and my knees didn't work for hours after!

Double Headed Dragon 

When you get so sick out of nowhere and know your about to shit your brains out and throw up everything in your stomach
Bro I feel like shit I’m about to double headed dragon

Bro I don’t know what I just ate. I just double headed dragoned
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026