noun. An overly excessive and unnecessarily long nickname. It is often used purely for the sake of showing someone how "clever" you are. short form: B-chomp.
Dave: yo, whatup Sanj?
Sanj: whats happenin, B-chomp to the double pump fakie?
Dave: you're an asshole
When you are about to cum after doing a girl in the butt, so you spit on her back, then she turns around and you spit in her face, then cum in her butt-hole.
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand