The Wisconsin Double-Decker Bus is the act of two people sitting on the same toilet where one person is seated on a toilet the correct orientation completely naked, and the next person sits on their lap, facing them, and is also completely naked. These two people then attempt to shit in the toilet at the same time (The person on top has to shit in-between the legs of the bottom person).
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.