The Wisconsin Double-Decker Bus is the act of two people sitting on the same toilet where one person is seated on a toilet the correct orientation completely naked, and the next person sits on their lap, facing them, and is also completely naked. These two people then attempt to shit in the toilet at the same time (The person on top has to shit in-between the legs of the bottom person).
“Yo bro, you tryna hit the Wisconsin Double-Decker Bus tonight?”
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.