double dead 

When you kill someone because they died.

"If you die I'm gonna kill you"
"But I'll already be dead"
"Yea, you'll be double dead"

double dead by Rogers.alias June 4, 2018

Double Dead 

When you're dead cuz you just can't take the bs but then there's more so you come back to life and die again

"I'm dead we have math homework again tonight"

(gets english homework too)
"Im double dead wtf"

Double Dead by lalalllalallalalalalalallalala November 13, 2019

Deadnaughting / Double-Deadnaughting 

A deterant stratergy used by woman to ward off sex offenders, whereby upon being raped, a woman will pretend to be dead in order to scare off the confused attacker.

Double-Deadnaughting (DDN) is when the offender himself, upon realising that his victim is trying to deadnaught, also goes into a sleep like manouver. This can result in a game of chicken, whereby each person is affraid to move; and may last up to several hours.

Seedy Pedo 1: "Oi, so what happened with you and that chick last night?"
Seedy Pedo 2: "Well, I took her back to some ally, and slipped one up her. She was putting up a bit of fighter at first, then after a few minutes she pulled a Deadnaught on me! I wanted to keep going, but without the fight, what's the point?"
Seedy Pedo 1: "You should have Double-Deadnaughted her!"
Seedy Pedo 2: "Fuck! Completely forgot!"
Seedy Pedo 1; "Rookie mistake.. Better luck next time."

Deadnaughting / Double-Deadnaughting

Deadnaughting / Double-Deadnaughting by Daughter 'n' Deadnaughter December 18, 2012

deadly double exhale 

when you sneeze and fart at the same time.

I had a deadly double exhale. Really took my breath away.

deadly double exhale by paisley plaid May 6, 2024

Deadly Double Combination 

well what can I say
it's just Q's super art 2 in Street Fighter 3: Third Strike

deadly double combination can take out literally 1/2 of your health bro das crazy

Deadly Double Combination by 3170_:)_0713 April 30, 2025

doubleheader 

a dildo with two heads on opposite sides.

those lesbians at the strip club like to share the doubleheader.

doubleheader by cris090382 February 29, 2008

doubledaddy 

A father who handles his responsibility and his deadtbeat exlovers

Got a methhead prostitute pregnant, guess Im gonna be a doubledaddy!!

doubledaddy by Whodeeney September 30, 2016