doschnozzle
doschnozzle by Rustybeartrap March 11, 2011
Words you can keep
Douchnozzle
A douchnozzle is an individual who is less than, or lower than, a douchbag. These individuals cannot be compared to the entire apparatus, but can only be reasonably compared to the business end of the device: The greasy, nasty little tip.
Look at that douchnozzle riding that scooter wearing those faggy-looking red, white and blue fingerless gloves! Rock on EASY RIDER!
Also, virtually all males seen driving convertibles with the top down and the windows up are douchnozzles.
Another example of a douchnozzle is anybody with a Batman tattoo.
Also, virtually all males seen driving convertibles with the top down and the windows up are douchnozzles.
Another example of a douchnozzle is anybody with a Batman tattoo.
Douchnozzle by Rook's Buddy May 7, 2010
Related Words
douchenozzle
someone who is slightly more annoying than your average "joe douchebag" and has need for a more insulting insult, because the nozzle of the douche actually goes into the skanky, nasty pussy, so therefore calling someone a douchenozzle is way worse!
douchenozzle by aaron, emperor of aaronstan and god of being aweso August 8, 2003
douchenozzle
Someone who makes douches appear less douchee. An individual that is such a douche that a greater descriptive word is needed to describe them. Thankfully because douchenozzle exists there is still a meaning to the word douche that can be thrown around freely (ex calling a random idiot a douche).
note: please use the word douchenozzle sparingly because otherwise you will be a douchenozzle and the rest of us will have to create a new word to define those who are more of a douche than a douche and a douchenozzle.
note: please use the word douchenozzle sparingly because otherwise you will be a douchenozzle and the rest of us will have to create a new word to define those who are more of a douche than a douche and a douchenozzle.
douchenozzle by Cerro Vista Romauldo 707D April 1, 2009
Douchenozzlery
Coined by Salty Dad. "The general activity that results from being a douchenozzle...Stupidity, irritating behavior, trolling, starting arguments on the internet, spouting low information, talking points, or the actions of a libtard.
Douchenozzlery by A Salty Dad Fan September 19, 2013
Douchnozzle
This is someone along the lines of a douchbag but they are worse. If someone is a douchbag and then some, then they are a douchnozzle.
Douchnozzle by jncrawford48 May 19, 2009
douchenozzle
1) the tip that connects to the bottle and is inserted into a woman's vagina
during douche.
2) Someone who is beyond the normal
annoying stage.
during douche.
2) Someone who is beyond the normal
annoying stage.
douchenozzle by mike short May 14, 2005
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