The act of expectorating a large mucosal mass onto the face of your partner, then proceeding to use your ass cheeks to ensure even distribution, while pleasuring your bung hole with your partners nose.
That girl I met at the hospital is a freak! I bet she loves a dirty hanky.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.