dork snorkler 

Any fruitcake who likes to slurp the man-gravy.

Elton John is such a dork snorkler.

dork snorkler by Phartman July 9, 2004

dork snorkeler 

1. An ass-kisser

2. One who performs fellacio frequently

1. I see you bought the boss a new tie - you're such a dork snorkeler.

2. Dude, you should just take her back to your crib; I hear she's a straight dork snorkeler.

dork snorkeler by saulgoode-42 March 6, 2009

snorkle dork 

a kid obsessed with swimming

That kid who's petitioning for a 24 hour pool is suck a snorkle dork.

snorkle dork by courter July 4, 2006