Definitions by saulgoode-42

dork snorkeler 

1. An ass-kisser

2. One who performs fellacio frequently

1. I see you bought the boss a new tie - you're such a dork snorkeler.

2. Dude, you should just take her back to your crib; I hear she's a straight dork snorkeler.

dork snorkeler by saulgoode-42 March 6, 2009