dorch

When you don't have a porch, but want to act like you do, so you just sit in a chair right outside your front door.

Hey, did you see that dummy sittin' on his dorch chillin' and drinking a Natty Light?

by Makin' TV November 03, 2018

dorch

First mentioned by Arianna Huffington during her speech on the death of Senator/murderer Edward Kennedy, and explained by a caller in Michael Savage's radio show to be secret code word for "Hammer and Sickle" used by übermenschen class.

Arianna Huffington: "Senator (Ted) Kennedy passed the dorch."

by will_be_send_to_labor_camp August 30, 2009

Dorch

A nick name for Old Orchard Beach, ME. Often used by it's adolescent inhabitents. Also the dirty dorch, not to be confused with Dorchester, MA. noun

Hey man, when i leave Iraq i'm going straight back to the Dorch

by SPCjohn April 09, 2008

Dorch

A man with a belly big enough to cover his pecker during a rain. Short for dick porch.

I'm going to kick you square in the dorch!

by RevolutionMusic Dave February 23, 2016

dorche

n. pejorative slang term combining dork and douche. The term refers to an individual with a variety of negative qualities, specifically related to odd, foolish, or obnoxious behavior.

Holy cow you're a dorche.

by Rebecca Roadster August 30, 2010

Dorch

Its to small to be a deck...yet its to big to be a simple porch.

"yo andrew lets go chill on your dorch!"

"nukka this aint no deck...its a dorch"

by Andrew and Carly June 05, 2005

dorche

half douche, half dork.

what a dorche.

by billyrubin March 19, 2010