the state of being high as fuck, can't even move you're stuck
*facetime rings*... *rings again* *answers FaceTime*

me: yoo wassup sorry i didn't hear the phone ring I'm doored asf
by madeye23 September 11, 2018
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v. to crash into and/or over a driver's side door(of a vehicle) while riding your bike. A painful biking experience
where two conflicting world-views collide.
What happened to your face?!
I was riding down first and some fucking yuppie got out of their beamer without looking and I got doored and did a face plant. Fuck!
by roger February 03, 2004
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the act of being hit by a door while it is being opened.
Dude i just got doored.
by damanwitdaplan85 February 14, 2009
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An action performed while driving a car. It refers to when you open your car door in order to hit something like cones, bikes, or people.
Oh I just doored all 20 of those construction cones!
by Salchite March 26, 2005
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To open the driver or passenger side of a vehicle while moving whith the intent to hit some unsuspecting pedestrian with it.
Pete: Hey ross, open your door and hit that bitch Cole Knowels with it.
Ross: Dumbass, you know my door dont open on the drivers side! I'll go around the block so you can hit him with your door.
Pete: Alright, I'll door that little fags' ass
by cyberchrist March 28, 2005
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doored, see also t-boned to get hit in the side by another vehicle.
Hey man what happened to your driverside door? This nondrivin asshole t- boned me.
by Leonard Johnson March 26, 2005
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Doors are wonderful magical things that give you privacy but also open up a whole world for you.
They are mostly made out of wood but I like the iron ones and I looove the ones made out of black oily sludge that all you know could be from the pits of hell.
Their uses in video games are awesome too and they can provide suspense and stuff like that.

I FREAKING LOVE DOORS.

When they are locked anything can be behind them!

They're so magical and amazing oh my fluffing god!
"Oh my god I want there to be a neko personification of doors so I could make it my wifeu"

"Doors are so awesome!"
by Mors The Cat August 18, 2013
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