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door knob technique

A technique in which a male or female assertively grabs hold of a sexual partners penis, preferably the head, and massages it vigorously in the motion of a turning doorknob causing both mild discomfort or pain with intense pleasure. -

Said to be created by a good friend C. Powers
That girl was a freak. she grabbed my shit spit on it then she worked the door knob technique
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doorknob technique 

When fisting a girl fully submerge fist up to your wrist into the vagina.Extend fingers and proceed to turn the imaginary doorknob. The proper application of this technique will make a "boot stuck in the mud sound".
I introduced K love to the doorknob technique I think she's my soul mate.
doorknob technique by Dan R. October 10, 2007

the doorknob technique 

A very rare technique used in handjobs, most women dont know. Usually handjobs arent great , but the doorknob makes it great. It's a method of using all 5 digits and twisting and screwing the head of the penis with lube of some sort. It looks like someone trying to open a doorknob with a greasy hand. Feels amazing.
I usually dont cum from a handjob but Billie used the doorknob technique and I blasted in a minute.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008