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the fake mythological greek god of idiots.

the root of current english term of "dumbass".

anyone who is a donttis is not a moron, but a completely useless waste of mental capacity.

donttis' are often, but not always, homeschool, or as they prefer to say it, "hoemthkul".

prime examples of donttis' include whitest kids you know, that idiot in your class and jim zorn.
mark, why are you such a donttis?

you have now reached the next level of stupidity: donttis.
donttis by edona January 5, 2010

Dontstickituptherobia

deep rooted fear of bending over in public
I couldn't bow after my performance for fear that someone would sneak up on me from behind and sodomize me. Doctor says it's called Dontstickituptherobia.

Dontstirmumpthing 

A dontstirmumpthing is a concept, meaning, feeling, sensation, sight, sound, or other kind of experience (the experience itself can be a dontstirmumpthing) which is not possible to experience while sober. Usually, they are extremely difficult, if not impossible, to convey via ordinary language. Generally, dontstirmumpthings (the plural) are experienced under the influence of psychedelic drugs.

The word dontstirmumpthing itself is a dontstirmumpthing.

Originally, it (likely) meant something far different. However, the experience of the word was undergone during a psychedelic state, and any meaning the word had was lost upon the return to sobriety.

However, the word was so interesting, unique, and generally excellent, that it was decided that the word would be applied to the very nature of the experience that spawned it.

The closest one can possibly come to describing it via the English language is this: The proper "spelling" of the word involves 3d letters, an increase in pitch and a change in the character of the sound on the "mump" syllable (which is not reproducible with a human mouth), and a series of cartoon thumbs (with green nails) animatedly pressing down on a surface on the letters m, u, m, and p.
Steve (shrooming(on six grams of cubes)): Hey Bob... I, err... (makes strange noises)
Bob (not shrooming): What was that, Bob?
Steve (shrooming(on six grams of cubes)): Oh... Uhh... Nevermind. Dontstirmumpthing. So intense. Doesn't matter. Ignore it.
Dontstirmumpthing by Xenoce December 20, 2006

donttxtme 

Some guy who will cum on ur mom.
donttxtme found my mom tonight

dontneglectyourpet 

Popular veteran yahoo chat artist, one of the few female chatters to attain druid-like status.

Shifts between verbose psychoanalysis and ironic cliches. (See examples)

Thought to have originally surfaced in Yahoo Indie! chat circa 2004, with the demise of the user rooms in 2005 made a series of long standing appearances in Yahoo! Punk n Ska n Thrash:1 from 2005 - 2006, 2009-2010 - eventually forging alliances with greg_the_vampire_goth, celestial_thunderbolt and pet_sounds_x - the latter being an historically unstable and chaotic online relationship that would go on to cause divisions and unrest within the Yahoo! empire.

A less offensive version has recently been spotted trawling Tinychat as boringindiegirl, possibly due to the threat of user banning.
Dontneglectyourpet: Lee I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and assume youre just pissed because ziggyrigby met a chatter for coffee even though he doesn't know what japanese free jazz is.

Dontneglectyourpet: *fkkks dogg OI OI OI OI OI OI

Dontneglectyourpet: honk honk
dontneglectyourpet by YMaster August 23, 2010
The donghua community on twitter. The term was coined by donghua fans on the social networking app- taking the letters d, o, and n from (don)ghua to form (don)twt. They may use the hashtag #dontwt to find donghua mutuals and make new twitter friends. The fandom itself is large and extremely welcoming, growing rapidly each passing day. Dontwt may also be referred to by the lesser-used terms of "Dongtwt" or "Donghuatwt"
My girlfriend made a dontwt account after watching Memory Of Chang'An. She's been getting shitloads of followers, its crazy
dontwt by wangjiluvr April 28, 2021
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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