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dongmonger 

1. One who mongs dongs.
2. A person who is known to be an annoyance to a particular group of friends, who secretly dislike said person.
3. Less used insult similiar to "dick-head."
"I wish bob would piss off."
"Yeah, he's a dongmonger."
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Dongmonster 

1. Someone with a large dong (see penis, dick, cock, johnson, etc.)

2. Someone who is always after dong.
1. Have you seen that guy? He's a total dongmonster!

2. Sylvia really ticks me off. She's such a total dongmonster.
Dongmonster by Spiderfuck69 February 20, 2011
A bozo or an idiot or a moron
those donguons! they gave me a chicken steak when i asked for a pork chop!
donguon by AmazinFlame August 6, 2023

Doneumonai 

Pneumonia but when an IV is in your foot
when your pneumonia is so bad you have a brain aneurysm and need an IV in your foot so you kick the dr in the face

Example:

Dude my doneumonai was so bad i nearly punted the dr across the room
Doneumonai by kebabby May 22, 2025
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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