Dongmonster

1. Someone with a large dong (see penis, dick, cock, johnson, etc.)

2. Someone who is always after dong.

1. Have you seen that guy? He's a total dongmonster!

2. Sylvia really ticks me off. She's such a total dongmonster.

by Spiderfuck69 February 20, 2011

dongmaster

n The master of the penis. Either one's own, or someone else's.

Dude, I am the freakin' DONGMASTER!

Will you be my dongmaster tonight, honey?

by Jimmy James April 10, 2003

dongmaster

Clembie, when you master my dong, you are the dongmaster.

by Jimmy James April 10, 2003

dongmonger

1. One who mongs dongs.
2. A person who is known to be an annoyance to a particular group of friends, who secretly dislike said person.
3. Less used insult similiar to "dick-head."

"I wish bob would piss off."
"Yeah, he's a dongmonger."

by Krishnan Pedro Gonzalez "The Chief" Iyer May 4, 2008

drugmonster

Common name for the person who takes the last bong without any group input.

Alex: My turn for a billy?
Will: I just had the last one...
Alex: Your such a F!@#ing Drugmonster...

by PullThatBong August 12, 2009