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dongmaster 

n The master of the penis. Either one's own, or someone else's.
Dude, I am the freakin' DONGMASTER!

Will you be my dongmaster tonight, honey?
dongmaster by Jimmy James April 10, 2003
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dongmaster 

Clembie, when you master my dong, you are the dongmaster.
dongmaster by Jimmy James April 10, 2003

dongmonger 

1. One who mongs dongs.
2. A person who is known to be an annoyance to a particular group of friends, who secretly dislike said person.
3. Less used insult similiar to "dick-head."
"I wish bob would piss off."
"Yeah, he's a dongmonger."

drugmonster

Common name for the person who takes the last bong without any group input.
Alex: My turn for a billy?
Will: I just had the last one...
Alex: Your such a F!@#ing Drugmonster...
drugmonster by PullThatBong August 12, 2009

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026