don't tase me, bro

1. An utterance emitted by University of Florida student Andrew Meyer on the evening of September 17, 2007 in efforts to ward off the vicious bite of a police taser after he was detained for getting uppity at a forum with U.S. Senator John Kerry.

2. A phrase used (with ironic reference to the above incident) to express feigned dissatisfaction with another's recent or impending actions or speech.

"The Meyer incident is in no way an issue of freedom of expression."
"Are you kidding? Don't tase me, bro!"

don't tase me, bro by Jesse Arost January 3, 2009

don't tase me, bro

A phrase used to gently chastise someone for attacking you verbally.

Dude 1: I told you I didn't like pepperoni on my pizza, dickhead.
Dude 2: Damn, don't tase me, bro. I forgot.

don't tase me, bro by Jeema November 22, 2007

don't tase me, bro

From the iconic video of the student question-asker being TASERed, the phrase has come to be synonomous to "lay off, man." It is a minor exclamation of unreasonableness.

"I'm pissed that you missed that goal today."
"Don't tase me, bro."

don't tase me, bro by Cool Hand Duke November 26, 2007

don't tase me, bro

Phrase uttered by Andrew Meyer at a University of Florida event at which John Kerry was speaking. Meyer, after committing the apparent crime of asking long-winded and potentially rhetorical questions, was arrested by several officers and forced to the ground. After questioning the logic behind his arrest, and asking if he could leave, it was decided by the University police force that the only course of action was to tase him into submission.

Cop: Hey, this isn't a free-speech zone. Either shut your dirty mouth or I get to play with this electro-shock weapon the state was dumb enough to issue me"

Guy: Hey, don't tase me, bro.

Cop: That's it.

Guy: ARRGHHHHHHHHH

don't tase me, bro by J. Eklow October 3, 2007

Don't tase me, bro

Don't tase me, bro! From a john kerry q&a when one student started asking questions and going a tad rampant with them in which the cops tased him.

striketh me not with yon lightning box brethren. Striketh me not with yon lightning box!! I madeth no offence!!! Alack! Alaaack!!!!(Don't tase me, bro in medieval times)

Don't tase me, bro by Justin Swatloski July 20, 2008

don't tase me, bro

Phrase used by young white Americans to laugh about how their human rights are regularly stomped on and ignored, as they piss it all away in a drunken stupor, because for now they're safe from the shit that everyone else in the world has to go through.... for now....

"Hey man, did you see that guy say 'don't tase me, bro'?? Man, that was almost as funny as when they killed Martin Luther King, killed those people in Waco and killed those college kids in Ohio! Let's drink some beer, eat some red meat and laugh at everyone who isn't fat, white, rich or American!"

don't tase me, bro by osibisa November 21, 2007

don't tase me, bro

to whine like a little girl after receiving a punishment or retribution that one deserves

After Andrew's boneheaded diatribe against imaginary evil, his cries of, "Don't tase me, bro!" brought cheers to the crowd as the security guards escorted him out.

don't tase me, bro by Dr. Jeffery O'Dwyer October 8, 2007