Don't Suck

Encouragement before any activity. Don't fail. You got this. Originally said between Little League umpires before games — a reminder to stay sharp and not mess up. Spanish equivalent: No Mames.

Don't suck @ running. Don't suck @ swimming. Don't suck @ biking. Don't suck @ fishing. Don't suck @ hunting.

Don't Suck by DaveSallyStuff January 31, 2026

Don’t suck the right 

A hashtag for “suck my left nut, but not the right, dem be sensitive” but it means no harm

Guy 1: you’re so dumb

Guy 2: suck my left nut, but don’t suck the right, dem be sensitive

Don’t suck the right by Random person ignore me May 29, 2018

Don’t suck cock 

A statement made towards a male homosexual in the eternal hope that they will be set straight.

Don’t suck cock you fucking faggot. Wtf is wrong with you?

Don’t suck cock by de-pube January 26, 2023

I don’t suck dick 

1. The words a woman can say to a man to ruin their relationship, turns her from a 10 to a 1.
2. Something a lesbian or a straight man would say.

1. Devin: if you suck my dick, I’ll eat you out.
Hanna: I don’t suck dick.
Devin: I don’t think this is gonna work out.

2. Jackson: you’re gay bruh
Ben: No, I don’t suck dick.

I don’t suck dick by nutella137 July 18, 2020

I DON'T SUCK, YOU SUCK! 

Statement in response to being told that your work sucks, or you suck in general. Often said in defense of one's self when being accused of sucking by people of limited knowledge or bad information. Commonly stated in a rushed together pronunciation "idontsuckyousuck" for maximum impact, and to point out that the person doing the accusing actually sucks, not you.

- Hey, I couldn't help but noticing that you did a terrible job saving the day again, you sure do suck!

- I DON'T SUCK, YOU SUCK!
or
- idontsuckyousuck!

I DON'T SUCK, YOU SUCK! by Dr. Weldingstuff April 24, 2017

Computers that don't suck 

Computers that are not based off of Microsoft DOS, or Microsoft NT. These include but are not limited to computers based off of:

BSD
Linux
Unix

My friend needed me to recommend some computers that don't suck. So I said Macintosh.

Computers that don't suck by Reiden Estrin February 25, 2011

big dick don’t suck on it 

When you try to suck a males Penis but it’s to big or so big it is not attractive.

Whore:1 oh uhh look at brad he must have big dick ohhh I think I creamed 😩
Whore bitch:2 no baby girlll he is a big dick don’t suck on it type of guy mmh

big dick don’t suck on it by lil peep 1235 December 3, 2020