Dolphinize 

The act of removing all body hair, closely resembling the skin of a dolphin. Close attention being paid to the groinal region. Beard, moustache and head hair can be left unshaved (or waxed) and still be considered dolphinized.

Joel came in to work today and said: "Hey everybody, I dolphinized over the weekend. Wanna see?! Now my carpets match the curtains... all hardwood floors!"

Dolphinize by SPRmeASAP October 23, 2012

dolphinize 

To urinate on a fan of the opposite team. Taken from the horrific example a few years ago when a group of Oakland Raider fans beat up a Dolphins fan in the bathroom, then proceeded to urinate on him. Typical neanderthal Raider fan behavior.

The Raiders haven't won a meaningful game in years, which results in the fans having to dolphinize opposing fans to gain any satisfaction in life.

dolphinize by mad genius October 27, 2010

Dolphinsexual

You become a marine biologist, and you gain a mad love for dolphins, making you abandon your daughter and family.

Is dolphinsexual a jojo reference
Yes, yes it is.

Dolphinsexual by Dolphins_AreGreat October 25, 2019

Dolphinising 

The process by which a female shaves their entire body sometimes but not always, in preparation for sex.

'I'm like a dolphin, smooth all over'

'I'm dolphinising tonight'

Dolphinising by EMEM23 April 7, 2017

Dolphining 

Dolphining is the practice of posting a status message by using someone else's Facebook account. The status message is intended as a prank, and has the purpose of showing the world that the owner of the account was foolish enough to allow somebody else to access his/her Facebook account. Examples of foolishness include forgetting a personal computer unlocked, or leaving a mobile phone laying around.

The name comes from the fact that the status message has to contain the word "dolphin," or be talking about dolphins. This way, whoever sees the messages instantly knows about its nature and can laugh at the victim.

After realizing that he/she has been "dolphined," there is a strict honor code that the victim has to follow. In particular, the message can be deleted only if none of the victim's friends has liked it yet. If the post receives at least one like it will have to be left unchanged and accessible forever, as a testimony of the victim's lameness in allowing someone else to access her Facebook.

Ali has been victim of dolphining four times in the last two days.

Dolphining by dolphin master May 9, 2014

Dolphinsexual

When someone is sexually attracted to dolphins and prefer them over other creatures when it comes to intimate relationships. One of the few characters who are it includes Jotaro Kujo from Jojo's Bizzare Adventure.

- Why doesn't she have a boyfriend, is she gay?
- No, she is dolphinsexual. She prefers dolphins over humans.

Dolphinsexual by Odettomari June 11, 2019

Dolphinately

Hella rad way to say "definately "

Woman 1: "Hey, do you like that guys beard?"
Woman 2: "most dolphinately!"

Dolphinately by TurtleLover♡666 February 5, 2017