Dollar Shave Club

By the nine hundreth time you hear this bloody sponsor on fucking Youtube, your mind loses fucking braincells. If I hear the words from someone's mouth being "Dollar" and "Shave" I just instantly shut the video off and sigh in anger from it being horded on video sites.

Thank you to my sponsor: Dollar shave Club...

Me: Fuck it, don't need another ad.

by IReallyWannaDieToday December 15, 2018

dollar shave club

Dollar shave club: When a man gets cum in his beard during the act of oral sex.

Did you notice Mike joined the dollar shave club last night.

by Tiddies the cat May 15, 2016