dolir

A man of unusual humor, also has a large penis.

My parents gave me a strange name Dolir, but I'm not upset, because of huge dick.

by 1892 October 3, 2017

shit delirium

Sudden severe confusion that occurs in one's brain when someone has to shit very badly and access to a bathroom feels unattainable. Someone with shit delirium may do unexplainable things.

George had to shit like there was no tomorrow. He was up to his eyeballs in shit. He displayed shit delirium when he inexplicably tried to unlock an unrelated lock that went nowhere when the bathroom was only a few steps away.

by JoeyD-PSC November 20, 2010

deliriant

A drug that inhibits acetylcholine, a neurotransmitter used in the vision, hearing, and memory. This causes vivid hallucinations completely indistinguishable from reality, and usually extremely uncomfortable side effects like restless legs, drowsiness, sensitive eyes (expect to wear sunglasses for days after trying datura), unquenchable thirst, and dry, sticky eyes. The most common hallucinations are small insects, but the hallucinations grow more intense as the dose increases. Users may talk to people who aren't there, see zombies clawing at their windows, smoke phantom cigarettes, see blood dripping from the ceiling, etc.

People take these for fun, but most of them never do it again. The experience is certainly not recreational, but it's like asking people, "if you could live a nightmare in real life, would you?" Some will say yes.

Most deliriants are cheap and fully legal. They include diphenhydramine (Benadryl), dimenhydrinate (Gravol), datura (jimson weed) and amanita muscaria (fly agaric mushroom).

Take it from me, don't try deliriants.

by stormchasar May 19, 2010

dolorblindness

The frustration that you'll never be able to understand another person's pain, only, ever searching their face for some faint evocation of it, then rifling through your own experiences for some slapdash comparison wishing you could tell them truthfully, "I know exactly how you feel."

Coined by author and poet, John Coney

The dolorblindness I feel seeing her like that is unbearable.

by LexiTheDobie December 14, 2021

Dodiri

Jo nebo ne?

Kera holka bi dnes prijela moc mi hybi láska a sex us sem dloho nemel a chci to vistrikat do hoki a vistrikat na pusu a nakozy a dodiri Jo nebo ne tak mi nejaka napište Jo nebo ne jesli scete nejaka dite tak prijette dnes autem Jo nebo ne a budu cekat klidne na drzi vlakovim do koolika hodin klidne do. Rana moc vam dekuju

by Cyphrex July 18, 2020

Dolores Jane Umbridge

Dolores Jane Umbridge, or just Umbridge, is the toad faced cunt that first appears in Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix. She is loathed by almost every student, teacher or employee in Hogwarts, aside from Slytherin house which she shows blatant favouritism to, and the caretaker Filch. She has committed several atrocities to many characters, such as her firing Harry to carve *I must to tell lies* into his hand for weeks on end, forcefully sacking Treylawney, refusing to teach the students and actual education, attempting to sack and Hagrid, and nearly killing McGonagall in the process and trying to send Albus Dumbledore to Azkaban. In The Deathly Hallows, she becomes the Minister for Magic, and starts making illegal court cases against muggleborn witches and and wizards. At the end of the series, she is committed to Azkaban. In HP, almost every single character has something redeemable and there is barely a character that is completely hated. That being said, I have never found a character who doesn't despise Umbridge.

HP fan: Hey, do you think Lucius Malfoy was a good character?
Me: Well, he's no Dolores Jane Umbridge.

by Ravenclaw Prefect October 12, 2018

Dolores umbridge

A motherfucking idiot who dresses in all pink and makes students write with quills that cut into their hands. If you like this character, seek mental help.

Dolores umbridge is my least favourite harry potter character

by Pantyshitter December 30, 2020