Doing a Joe

Exaggerating largely, even if others have heard the story before and they know that you're exaggerating.

Joe: I was literally watching Usain Bolt for four hours.

Emily: You do know he runs the 100m in like 10s, right?

Alex: Oh he's just doing a joe!

by Psychological. June 11, 2010

doing a joe

Doing a Joe is when you go to the toilet in public after ordering a traditional breakfast in order to cut yourself while making yourself throw up.

Guy No 1: "Hey where'd Tom go?"
Guy No 2: "Oh he's in the bathroom doing a Joe."

by Rory September 3, 2007

Doing a Joe

When you don't know how to react to something being said by others so you just make a hmm noise

"How are you?"
"Hmm"
"Oh you're doing a joe"

by Saafe November 20, 2016

Doing a Joe

The act of breaking up with a person or ending a friendship via text or email or any means that isn't face-to-face. This can be between two persons of the same sex, persons of the opposit sex or even between family members.

Girl 1 - Why is she clutching her phone & crying?
Girl 2 - She just got joed
Girl 1 - What a jerk!

or

Guy 1 - Dude why are you texting so much?
Guy 2 - I'm Doing a Joe to my girlfriend. Let's go to bar and score chicks!

by Madam X November 15, 2011

Doing a Joe

Getting 0 goals, 0 assists, 0 saves, and 0 shots in a game of rocket league.

Effectively contributing fuck all.

Sorry lads, done a right Joe all tournament.

Should probably learn how to wall ride like Zac so I can avoid doing a Joe all the time.

by Osidney10 May 19, 2022

Doing a Joe

Attempting to break the boundaries of a video game level by repeatedly trying to clip through walls, floors, or other map geometry, often with little success but unrelenting commitment.

“We were all speedrunning normally, but then Chris started doing a Joe and trying to glitch through the wall for 15 minutes.”

by 8BallPaul May 14, 2025

Doing A Joel

When you should stop playing FUT because you have lost a few games but you carry on and ruin the elite dream

I was 10 form 12 butended up doing a joel and lost 6 on the bounce and killed my record

by Olly Thornhill Stinks December 6, 2020