dogsharking

the act of posting subpar/unattractive photos online in order to lower other people's standards of your appearance so they are pleasantly surprised when they meet you irl

"Yo how did your date go?"
"The girl was dogsharking me the whole time cause she was insanely gorgeous when I met her today"

dogsharking by Theinvinciblerani24 January 9, 2020

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Dogsharking

The opposite of catfishing. When you appear to be much uglier than you actually are.

I haven’t showered today or put on makeup…I’m really dogsharking today.

Dogsharking by Liz Bond July 24, 2021

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dogsharking • Dogshartingsteam • Digshaking

Digshaking

When you intentionally mess up a pop culture reference, misidentify a song, artist, movie, or actor to trigger incels on the internet.

Person 1: American Bad Ass" is my favorite Limp Bizkit song!
Person 2: errrrmmmmmmm... that's Kid Rock...
Person 3: Relax Fish, he is just Digshaking.

Digshaking by AngryLarry February 21, 2019

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Dogshartingsteam

The art of touching another man's balls with a dogs tounge

Carlos: I dogshartingsteamed my father last night

Danny: sheeesh

Dogshartingsteam by Polysexualtrain June 9, 2021

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dogshartingsteam

The act of getting a dog to defecate on to your stomach then have your parter eat the steaming excretion

Donnel: Yoooo dude me and Brittany did the Dogshartingsteam last night
Cuthbert: yoooo bro that's madness

dogshartingsteam by Polysexualtrain June 9, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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