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dog collar 

When a person puts sun screen on their neck but forgets about around the neck of the shirt; this causes a bright red sun burn (about 1 centimeter thick)that is in a giant circle around their neck. It looks like the person is wearing a bright red dog collar.
Hey Jim! Look over there at that guy's dog collar!
dog collar by Carter Ray Hansen December 30, 2008

Dog Collar 

This is to be used on a person who is very corporate and anal about their professional appearance.

Find some dogshit and flatten it out between two pieces of wax paper until it is very,very thin. Use a razor to cut out pieces that are the exact size and shape of a collar-stay (plastic things that goin dress shirts to keep each side of the collar straight).When finished, place in the freezer overnight.

Wake up when your target does and when he goes into the bathroom to shave, you run into his room and replace the plastic collar-stays with ones you made out of dogshit. If you are unsure of which shirt he is wearing, have some extras made to insert in all possible choices.
They'll thaw out while he's at work or in class and he'll smell like shit.
Steve: "I wonder how John did in his interview today..."

Mike: "My guess? Not too well, considering he reeked of dogshit."

Steve: "Dog Collar?"

Mike: "Bullseye."

Steve: "Nice".
Dog Collar by Mikey T...... January 9, 2010

Dog Collar Bitch 

Alt girl that wears necklaces that look like dog collars. They always have daddy issues, wear too much makeup, have horrendous "alt" hair cuts and dyes, and smell like cigarettes.
cade: yo U seen that dog collar bitch over there?
aaron: yea she used to be sexy as fuck
jacob: nasty ass dog collar smells like my grandmas house
ki: I love dog collar bitches!
aaron: stfu ki
jacob: ur black
aaron: BRING BACK VSCO BITCHES, IM TIRED OF THESE DOG COLLAR BITCHES.
cade: ong
jacob: fr

Needle Dog Collar 

The poky sensation you get in your shirt (particularly in your collar) after getting a haircut.
Guy 1: Shit this sucks, I just got a haircut and now I have a needle dog collar. It itches!
Guy 2: Damn dude that sucks, better change your shirt, ya dirt!

Afghan dog collar 

While in missionary with a girl grab her neck with both hands, pull out hover over her chest. Proceed to scream Allah Akbar and drop a steamy dump on her.
Was with some raunchy chick last night when we got home from the bar I gave her a nice afghan dog collar.
Afghan dog collar by Dr.duckbutter November 23, 2024

collar that dog

A phrase used when someone is talking smack to you. Quite possibly the best phrase to stop a conversation ever. There is no sufficient come back for this
Man im about to beat you like a stepchild.

Woa woa collar that dog !
collar that dog by JParker June 17, 2008