Dog Boy
It is said that one should know that when you see a car go by with a dog in the front passenger seat (head in or out), that the dog thinks he's driving. A dog boy is a some one who isn't materially affecting progression without any knowledge of this ineptitude.
That guy is such a dog boy, he thinks he is running this thing but no one listens to him or cares what he says.
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