dog bark 

Possibly explained as a punctuated Wolf Bite, the Dog Bark is a sweaty, chaffing ass crack's wake-up-fart. It's a well known fact that farting hurts, when you've got a Wolf Bite. Now you know that such a fart (in which every vibration and clap is felt like a slap on sunburn) is called a Dog Bark.

Damn, I knowed I shouldn'a ate them Crunch Wraps before I goed jogging. Them shits gave me the Dog Bark hard core, son.

dog bark by JoshuaJordan May 10, 2008

Operation Dog Bark 

When a girl slobs on your knob and you blow your load but she doesn’t swallow, but instead starts aggressively barking like a rabid dog, and the ejaculate leaks from her mouth, resembling a rabid dog.

That girl says she doesn’t swallow. What a waste. Time for operation dog bark.

Operation Dog Bark by Adam Deming from Iowa July 15, 2023

why did the dog bark 

The dog barked because it can

When you wanna make ur friends confused just say "Why did the dog bark?"

When you wanna make ur friends confused just say "Why did the dog bark?"

why did the dog bark by Suppertimeintheevening! January 13, 2022

Bark Dog

If someone is roasting you say "bark dog" barca fans love this.

Keep Bark dog

Bark Dog by iamalexiliporer February 15, 2022

Wouldn't answer a dog's bark

A Yorkshire colloquialism used to describe someone who habitually ignores problems or complaints.

"That Beatrice up t'road comes past 'ere every day in clapped oot motor, reet banging and wheezing and making a chuffin' racket, but will she tak it t'shop and get it fixed? Will she owt, wouldn't answer a dog's bark, that one"

Wouldn't answer a dog's bark by Sleekit December 15, 2023

bark like a dog. Your below me moron 

powerful comeback to "type like a human" (only use it if you want to mentally, physically and emotionally destroy your opponent)

"Type like a human."
"bark like a dog. Your below me moron"

bark like a dog. Your below me moron by anonymous April 23, 2023

Look who the dog barked in 

This is the opposite of "Look who the cat dragged in"

Tom-Look who the dog barked in

Jim-Hahaha look who the cat dragged in

Look who the dog barked in by I coin this term December 27, 2019