Dog Syndrome
A real thing that happens when people are adopting a dog and if it is big and black it will often be passed over for a lighter dog.
Dog Syndrome by ghostbb8 January 22, 2021
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dog syndrome by nanabananana August 17, 2008
kick-the-dog syndrome
The act of mistreating a peer or someone inferior to you out of frustration because a superior (whom you can't argue with) has treated you poorly.
Apparently he came home and just started yelling. It's kick-the-dog syndrome: his boss is an asshole and he takes it out on her.
kick-the-dog syndrome by Colin Sandel February 27, 2008
Night Dog Syndrome
Dogs who are kept outside in a yard at night can have a tendency to develop Night Dog Syndrome aka Vampire Dog Syndrome. This results when for reasons such as inadequate bedding, insufficient daily exercise from the owner to tire the animal, disturbance by other nocturnal animals or it being too cold or too noisy at night. The animal is unable to sleep through the night and its sleeping pattern is reversed from normal to that of a night shift worker. The canine can often be witnessed displaying the greatest levels of its daily energy quota after midnight, in the early hours of the morning, often seen leaping and prancing around the the yard, hunting, barking and guarding and/or bolting up and down the the fence line with great vigor. The animal will have more of a tendency towards delinquency including ignoring basic commands and destroying anything that it can get its teeth around during times of boredom. Contributing to the condition is the fact that the animal is forced to sleep during the day in direct or indirect sunlight which disturbs the natural melatonin cycle. The skills and motor patterns of these animals may become irregular and can often degrade to bizarre and down right frightening, the stuff from horror movies folks, as the animal slips further into the vicious cycle of NDS.
Ralph the dog developed Night Dog Syndrome due the presence of nocturnal possums in the trees of the yard where he was kept at night. The owners eventually put down the animal ahead of his time due to his bizarre and unruly behavior. They were ignorant and unaware of his condition.
Night Dog Syndrome by Boris Cranker September 4, 2016
big dog syndrome
Men who feel they have a small penis compensate by getting a big dog, and often an aggressive breed.
big dog syndrome by MeTwoMe October 13, 2008
Small Dog Syndrome
When small dogs think they are as big and powerful as big dogs. Often times pick fights with dogs bigger than them. Can be aggressive in fights.
Small Dog Syndrome by Kronoskronoskronos September 13, 2021
Blue Dog Syndrome
ADHD or ADHD-like symptoms that often present in dogs, usually in blue staffies, as intense over arousal in the presence of even just mild stimuli.
Blue Dog Syndrome by Potato Papi August 30, 2022