Do you a solid

(noun phrase) 1. A deed done usually for a close/good friend and understood as a favor; 2. A compacted bowel movement free from any signs of liquification; 3. The production and further application of an impressively hard/erect penis/cock that is both visually and physically quality material and most pleasurable to the recipient.

Bartering on her investment and hoping to get a fair deal, the young lady got in on a sweet deal. She had ended her request with the well worn words, 'Can you do me a solid on that?" The voice on the other line, clearly Nikki's, told her in no uncertain terms, "Little girl, I'm gonna do you a solid, and then I'm gonna double it cause this needs to happen for me for sure. First off, the weight will be there---no worries there. That's your first solid, dig. The other solid, now speak now or forever hold your ankles high. I mean the other solid that'll be coming with the first one is this FUCKIN' rock-hard, totem-pole cock of mine that's practically ripping through my jeans right now at the thoughts of how I'm gonna whoop your ass when I put this cock to you. So dolid's being done for you tonight, twice guaranteed. If you require more...... ask. I'm heading in your direction now, girl".

Do you a solid by Nikki Stixx November 25, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012