dmmp

Stands for "don't make me pee"; Used when something is funnier than LOL and ROFL. Frequent female reaction to a very funny situation or joke. Used as Internet slang and text messaging to describe ones response to a quip or joke.

"That is so funny... dmmp!"

by Debra Winter December 25, 2007

dmmp

Don’t make me piss

Person : *says something funny*
Me : Dmmp!! that’s so funny

(like piss (wee) from laughing)

by ob1231512 April 29, 2021