Term used in mullingar(Ireland) to describe a lonely looking man.
"Come on up to the fling biyz, i'm standing here at the bar like a divorced bit-lad!"
"I believe Mallards is flittered with divorced bit-lads of a friday"
"Danger Byrnes is no place for a divorced bit-lad bowld gowl has no time for divorced bit-lads... go to the temple of doom where you belong you divorced bit-lad"
"I went to the cinema on my own like a proper divorced bit-lad"
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"