dividian 

A divider

I passed the dividian

dividian by TheCg123 August 30, 2023

dividing by zero 

When even math shows you that not everything can be figured out with math. When you divide by zero, math kicks you in the shins and says "yeah, there's kind of an answer, but it ain't just some number."

It's when mathematicians become philosophers.

Math:
Let's say you have ZERO apples, and THREE people. How many apples does each person get? ZERO, cause there were no apples to begin with

Not-math because of dividing by zero:
Let's say there are THREE apples, and ZERO people. How many apples does each person get? Friggin... How the Fruitcock should I know! How can you figure out how many apples each person gets if there's no people to get them?!? You'd think it'd be infinity, but not really. It could almost be any number, cause you could be like "each person gets 400 apples" which would be true, because all the people did get 400 apples, because there were no people. So all the people also got 42 apples, and a million and 7 apples. But it's still wrong.

dividing by zero by Zacharrie February 15, 2010

Dividing by 0 

Thought to be impossible, but legends tell that if achieved the mathematician will be granted the power of invisibility and teleportation.

He's been dividing by 0 again, he's in Zimbabwe

Dividing by 0 by kevkingkong June 19, 2010

Branch Davidian

Insult used in the Dallas/Fort Worth area to describe someone who is behaving exceptionally disfavorable.

Someone who ought to be repremanded with a shotgun shell in the face.

Nobody gives a shit about what you think, you fucking Branch Davidian.

Branch Davidian by Aegrimonia July 11, 2004

davidian 

1. One who prnounces David Hasselhoff as God.
2. A follower of The Hoff.

1. Davidian: "Oh praise be to David for this blessed day!"
2. Dude: "Wanna go to youth group with me tonight?"
Davidian: "Are you joking!?! His Hoffness is on TV!"

davidian by Andy Orem April 10, 2009

Davidian 

Awesome song by Machine Head off their debut album, Burn My Eyes, known mainly for having one of the heaviest breakdowns in all of history

Dude, the breakdown in Davidian makes me want to run through a brick wall!

Davidian by jamestable89 April 11, 2019

divinian 

the best friend in the world; nobody could ask for a better guy to hang out with

Wow, he's such a divinian!

divinian by xxxthiscityisdeadxxx January 2, 2010