dittzlefring

A person of below average intelligence. Someone who is easily distracted and scatterbrained.

- Debbie Burkhalter

The waitress who brought the wrong dinners was a dittzlefring.

by S0nZofValor November 21, 2016

dittlefinger

A person who regularly fingers his own asshole, and proceeds to lick the his finger for a taste addiction.

You're a fucking dittlefinger ! Always being gay and shit.

Dude, stop being a dittlefinger, it's just weird.

by Confederate Redneck April 11, 2017