ditch cow 

A ditch cow is a person who is rude yet funny.

Many ditch cows come in different forms, yet usually directed towards a sibling.

Stop being such a ditch cow

ditch cow by Whateverduuude June 1, 2018

dutch cow 

Common term used to by train crew to describe humans on the tracks at risk of getting hit.

Looks like some Dutch cows out on the tracks, did you want to slow down?

dutch cow by Neconeco October 6, 2022

Dutch Cowboy 

Walking into a room and immediately stripping bare except for wooden shoes and cowboy hat. If you ain't Dutch, you ain't much.

The Dutch Cowboy can be seen in the opening of the 1991 Winter Olympics in Greece. If you look closely at footage from the torch ceremony you will see a man in the background begin to remove his clothes, save for his cowboy hat. He is the one with the Netherlands' flag.

This is a nice surprise to welcome home a loved one.

Dutch Cowboy by Nick Sobotaka, aka Butter February 27, 2011