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distround 

An expression of profound confusion at a mysterious event
I was so distround at the fact that my sister came back from the dead.
distround by BrentMcJeff November 15, 2011
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disgrundled 

When someone who doesn't clip their fingernails gives you the "shocker" and hurts your grundle
Ben gave me the shocker last night with his talons and my grundle is still sore! I'm so disgrundled!
disgrundled by HefferMcTits August 15, 2009
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DistroPUD 

When your music distro doesn't pay out your music royalties.
Yo!!! DistroPUD still hasn't paid me my money yet!!!
DistroPUD by ThaBiGGDoGG April 23, 2021

disproud 

opposite of proud; not proud of the action or event
I am disproud of cheating.
disproud by ScrewTwilight April 4, 2010

distrude 

this word is used for rude and disrespectful people, it is a mix between rude and disrespectful
Janiya is very distrude to Kaylin.
distrude by lelae May 10, 2018

disgrundle 

The event at which, during double penetration sex, the grundle between the vagina and anus rips, creating a sole chasm from the once two entities, known as a vaginass or an assgina.
Patron 1: It started out great! But it was too much for her. Next thing I know, we disgrundled her.

Patron 2: Gross.
disgrundle by Frederick Barbarossa September 25, 2012

Distroud 

1. Deeply agitated, as from emotional conflict, mostly from a customer who refuses to co-operate

2. Mad; insane.
I was feeling all calm and happy today until that preacher called in and lied to me about his account. Man I'm so distroud.
Distroud by HecklerSupreme June 30, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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