dislasystem; 

dislasystem; is an electronic music producer from Sydney Australia who is sighted as making music like no one else on earth.

It is believed through ceremonial aboriginal rituals he performs, the spirits of the Sky Heroes initiate all creative input, where he becomes a medium to the Dreaming.

No clear genre can be associated to his works and often listeners are left disturbed and bewildered, becoming socially inverted and disconnected....

In 2002 after a live performance in gladstone hotel Regent St Sydney it is claimed the audience were rendered completely silent for 4 hours after an invocation of the Yolngu Law Dog spirit.

People have reported poltergeist activity whilst listening to recordings and it has been recommended to not listen with headphones.

Examples of his work can be found on many mediums but mostly broken hard drives and examples exist on YouTube, Discogs and Sound Cloud.

Smart Person: "Whacha listening to on ya Ipod?"
Dumb Person: "dislasystem's "how to fist yourself in 12 easy steps"
Smart Person: I gotta go mate - I don't need that shit in my life."
Dumb Person: "What Shit?"
Smart Person: "You'll see."

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dislasystem; by kghasdfk March 25, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016