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Discurbing 

When something is disturbing but also disgusting. Therefore, it becomes discurbing.
Maddie: OMG Hitchcock took his shirt off, that’s is so discurbing!
Discurbing by regrubthecreator November 4, 2018

Disturbing B 

B yes You Ugly as just like your Dad, You deserve have no friend

B : Mommy Daddy ( oh is my Fantasy Dreaming )
B : Why My GF leave me , because im a Ow Ow

i see, sorry continue eat u dog Canned
Disturbing B by Whoarereallycare September 1, 2023

ditsturbing 

A term to be used upon observation of a character who is loud, provocative, voracious and contextually unaware. Such a character is generally least bothered about surroundings (inclusive of humans and items alike) and must be treated with fair caution, especially upon entering an intoxicated environment.
After coming back from the club, I needed some peace and quiet. However, Rachel was there to ruin the day with her loud, verbose and insensitive remarks. I've never seen anyone as ditsturbing as she.
ditsturbing by chachaditsturbin September 28, 2017

Discussing the Budget 

Euphemism for masturbation. Meaning 'something done behind closed doors'.
He's upstairs discussing the budget.

discusting 

idiots alternative to the appropriate spelling of disgusting
maureen: thats discusting !
me: your spelling is disgusting !
discusting by maddguy January 9, 2009

disturding 

Disturbing things that happen while taking a shit.
I thought I had passed a real big one but when I looked in the toilet there was nothing there. It was disturding.
disturding by messedupzero September 27, 2008
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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