discomjackulated  

The feeling of disappointment when watching British broadcast porn, and realising that nothing that will ever float your boat will be broadcast.

Stuart was discomjackulated after realising that staying up all night to watch the unintentionally unencripted porn was a complete waste of time.

discomjackulated by Meeny October 16, 2008

discomfuckulated 

The state of being completely and utterly confused beyond any hope.

"That lecturer discomfuckulated me with all his bullshit."

discomfuckulated by Narog August 20, 2004

discomfuckulated 

To be torn apart.

To have the confusion of a distant memory with an acorn and 6 monkeys in an onion patch.

"I feel so discomfuckulated yo"

"I'm discomfuckulated like a shitstorm"

discomfuckulated by Shakey228 March 6, 2009

Disconjaculated 

1.A higher form of discombobulated.
2.A high level of confusion.
3.Disorientated.

Did that really just happen? I'm so disconjaculated now.

Disconjaculated by Smash13 March 10, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004