disattatched 

When you penis disattatches and has a life of its own, wildly exploring a narnia of sexual pleasures.

My disattatched penis gets more than I do on the reg

disattatched by Disatattched April 27, 2016

disattached 

The word idiots use when "detached" and "disconnected" are at the tip of their tongue.

Kid: Yo I have the craziest dreams in Social Studies class. One time, I was sleeping, and I had this dream that the school's new wing was dis...dis...disattached from the rest of the school, and we had to, like, swim across to get to the other side. It was crazy!11

disattached by cakeofages August 8, 2008