disattached

The word idiots use when "detached" and "disconnected" are at the tip of their tongue.

Kid: Yo I have the craziest dreams in Social Studies class. One time, I was sleeping, and I had this dream that the school's new wing was dis...dis...disattached from the rest of the school, and we had to, like, swim across to get to the other side. It was crazy!11

disattached by cakeofages August 8, 2008

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disattachment terrianism

to continue to forget to attach a document in a loop of emails.

I am so sorry for the last 8 emails that I keep saying that I will attach them, however I keep forgetting. This is Disattachment Terrianism.

disattachment terrianism by zillicoaman January 8, 2010

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disattatched

When you penis disattatches and has a life of its own, wildly exploring a narnia of sexual pleasures.

My disattatched penis gets more than I do on the reg

disattatched by Disatattched April 27, 2016

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Disattaching

A word that doesn't exist, but often used by emotionally controlled people whilst in pain. Could be seen as neologism of "Detached"

"It feels like my soul is disattaching"

Disattaching by RyiahAquir June 7, 2023

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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