dirty wesley

The act of your girlfriend shoving her fingers in your booty then jerking until you ejaculate in her eyes. Her then forgetting and wiping her eyes for a dirty snot laced face causing red itchy goopy eyes making it a Dirty Wesley!

The next morning, Lindsey woke with a dirty WESLEY wondering what kind of dirty secrets she exploited on her soon to be husband!

dirty wesley by BigDaddyWes69 April 9, 2020

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Dirty Wesley

When you shove a 260 pack of crayola crayons up your ass while ejaculating in your dune popcorn bucket to game of thrones fight scenes.

Guy 1:bro did you see wesley do the dirty wesley on his tictok livestream?
Guy 2: yeah bro he is so hot and sexy and i love him so much let me kiss him.
Guy 1: Fuck you.

Dirty Wesley by John_Paul_Sydney March 11, 2024

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Dirty Westley

When you suck off your friend Troy until he cums in your mouth and then you spit his cum in a jar for at least 24 hours once the 24th hour is up you put the cum back in your mouth and then spit it into Joshs eye

Him: dude I just pulled a dirty Westley again
Other him: dude that’s so hot I love read heads and josh is gay

Dirty Westley by Wackymanham April 15, 2020

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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