dirty underwear

discovery of one's used condom by the subject's parents. the parent may or may not be aware that said child is already sexually active. creates serious tension/embarrassment between parent/child/child's significant other.

I'm in deep shit man my mom found my dirty underwear after last night.

dirty underwear by Mo025 January 9, 2009

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Dirty Underwear Club

A worldwide underground club that has members who attempt to outdo one another for the most days and nights of wearing the same pair of underwear without washing them.

Late at night when we’re all by ourselves, we log onto the Dirty Underwear Club website with our reports of “another day in the same pair” until one of us pathetic loser dirtbags wins and then it’s a sleazy award that we can’t really show anyone because it’s so disgraceful and disgusting; but we are, in that moment, a winner.

Dirty Underwear Club by Dr Bunnygirl November 3, 2019

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Dirty Underwear Coke

Cocaine that smells like dirty underwear with skidmarks. This kind of coke has appeared in the midwest and towards the east coast starting around the end of 2022. Dirty Underwear Coke is known to make users sick and is typically sold at a discount because of its odor and taste.

Tyler: i blew 3 gs of dirty underwear coke and I have a bacteria infection

Dirty Underwear Coke by MegaShark NBA Blazed February 5, 2023

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dumber than a sack of dirty underwear

Can be said about someone seriously lacking brain activity.

Me- You'll never believe what Lil Kurt did today!
Evil Tim- What did he do? Did he try to marry a donkey again?
Me- No, it's even more idiotic than that... the boy tried to launch himself into orbit by supergluing some Roman Candles to his butt! He's in the hospital now for severe rectal burns.
Evil Tim- Man, he's dumber than a sack of dirty underwear...

dumber than a sack of dirty underwear by Shawn B. January 15, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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