when you take a shit and you are constipated - it comes out slow but leaves a lot of shit behind to wipe.
I thought id never get off the toilet. I finally let out a dirty tortus and had such a dirty ass i used all the toilet paper.
by Cronic Christoph May 21, 2014
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