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the most delicious food in the entire world. never tasted anything like it before. immaculate.

Chad: Hey bro, what you want for snacks this week?
Chaz: Dirty toes to suck on. Preferably the middle toe on the left foot.

dirty toes by dirty toe tings December 25, 2019

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Dirty Toes

A man that had sex outdoors, that's why the front of his shoes are dirty. You can tell he isnt a homeless bum,and he wasn't alone because his shirt is clean.

dirty toes knows dirty hos

Dirty Toes by byeb August 20, 2021

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Dirtytuesday

Of the seven days of the week, Tuesday, otherwise known as Dirtytuesday or dt, is the day you can do anything dirty. If you're planning on hooking up with someone, do it on a Tuesday!!

Guy1: I just hooked up with this random girl!!

Guy2: Why?

Guy1: Why not?! It's Dirtytuesday!

Dirtytuesday by deldelbrig August 8, 2009

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Dirtytuesday

The one day of the week where you can be dirty! lots of people do "dirty" things so why not a day named after it? Tuesday is said to be the dirtiest day of the week naturaly. The day where you can have sex of any type woth any person.

boy: Hey, what are you doing today?

other boy: Its Dirtytuesday so im doing my girl!

boy: Man, i love Dirtytuesday!!

Dirtytuesday by didsvtt June 25, 2009

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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