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dirty sheldon

During a three way
When the other girl is sucking your dick, your girlfriend smacks her head against your dick until she pukes on you.
“Ew bro what is on your pants?”
“Shelby and this chick gave me a dirty Sheldon last night. Shit was crazy”
by CremOfSumYungGui May 28, 2019
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Dirty sheldon

When you piss of her friends and they throw shoes at you.
You made Heather mad now you get the dirty sheldon.
by Gang gang hoe April 16, 2020
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Dirty Shelton

A dirty Shelton happens when you're watching the Star Wars prequel trilogy and some bitch comes in and some methed up ho comes in and tells you the cops are coming
Guy 1: Looks like you had a rough night.
Guy 2: Yeah you can say that. My druggie neighbor came in and did a Dirty Shelton.
Guy 1: Damn, that's rough.
by Retard_Ryan September 6, 2021
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dirtysheldon

A man who intentionally has sex with three or more partners without washing his penis.
All with in 24 hours Sheldon had sex with his current girlfriend, then about an hour later had sex with his ex-girlfriend. Then later that night had sex with his current girlfriend again. While the hole time intentionally not washing his penis, so when they would be give him oral pleasure he'd be hysterically laughing on the inside. 😂🤣 last night the homie pulled off a dirtysheldon.
by SHADY-SHELLZ May 24, 2019
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