To take ones cellular device and place it between your ass cheeks, (preferably when soiled and moist) for roughly 5 minutes. Then place the phone on a table or somewhere a loved one will her it ring. Proceed to call the phone and watch their face once they get a smell of your sweaty, vinegary open ass!
Last week after mowing my lawn and my crack was dripping a hybrid mix of mud and sweat, I though it would be nice to walk around the house with my wife's phone stuck way up close to my bung. I placed the phone on the kitchen counter and called it, my wife not only answered the phone and immediately threw it to the ground, she actually vomited and cracked the screen giving her "dirty roaming".
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!