dirty pipes

When you shart in the shower.

GF: what's the worst thing you've done in the shower!?
Me: one time I sharted, had the worst dirty pipes.

by Jghouls January 21, 2016

dirty wretched pipe monger

females found only in northern california whos only goal in life is to find males named blake who'll attempt in placing pipes like easter eggs in and around low-income housing tracts so as to increase the availabity of std's in crank whores

misty was sad after some other 'dirty wretched pipe monger' stuffed the pipe the only place she staci could hit it, blakes cum slot!

by dizzgustin January 23, 2007

dirt pipe milkshake

To give a person a dirt pipe milkshake, you would cumin that person ass hole and have them spirt it, and then watch them drink the cum that has come out of there ass.

Billy: "Jane can I cum in your mouth when we fuck?"
Jane: "Hell no! Cum in my ass and then i drink it.I love a dirt pipe milkshake"
Billy:"That sound like you realy want a dirt pipe milkeshake to me."

by Little Jonny May 4, 2006

dirt pipe

dirt pipe is a way to slang worg for ass hole.

Billy: "I am going to fuck your ass so hard you won't shit for a week."
Jane: "O' yes give it to me as hard as you can in my dirt pipe."

by Little Jonny May 4, 2006