dirty paighton

The dirty Paighton is the act of whereby a man bends over and shits into the recipient’s mouth, then the recipient chews and spits it over the penis and begins to blow him. The man then receives a sloppy, shitty blowjob

Ethan: Omg mate did you hear what happened last night?

Alan: No what happened?
Ethan: Darren got a dirty paighton from Lucy last night.

Alan: No fucking way bro, that shit must have smelt.