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dirty onion 

When someone gets fucked up the ass and then proceeds to suck off the same person who has just done them up the bum.
Last night Kate got did a dirty onion.
dirty onion by jsizz July 31, 2006

dirty onion ring 

The anus, also known as the brown eye. What horny bitches like to eat out to serve as payment after being fucked really hard.
Don't fuck with JD if you have a nice looking wifey! He'll smooth talk her into some rough sex, give her a couple of donkey punches, and convince her to eat his dirty onion ring. After that she'll come home and give you a long, stinky tongue kiss.
dirty onion ring by JB May 14, 2004

dirty onion ring 

Bitch, stop lappin' on my balls and start eatin' my dirty onion ring.
dirty onion ring by Scott January 9, 2004

Dirty rotten onion 

Someone who likes to sleep with multiple partners. A slut. Onions have layers (sluts get laid a lot by... layers).
Kristy is a dirty rotten onion.

dirty orion 

When you dump a load of nut milk into scrambled eggs.
As a prank I cooked my friend Julio a Dirty Orion without him knowing , he said it was the best breakfast he ate.
dirty orion by King_Vader March 31, 2020
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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