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The Old Dirty Needle 

1 see Dirty Needle

2 Proper noun. A controversial paper which may or may not pertain to assigned subject. Most commonly used to achieve honors credits, while omitting any comprehensive research or significant work. The controversy of the paper overshadows the fact that the paper is often on an unassigned or unrelated topic. Spelling and grammar are seen as superfluous.

Origin: A controversial paper titled 'Dirty Needles' done as an extra credit assignment. Originating in Portland OR, the paper received significant publicity and was approximately 50 percent grammatically correct
You're doing honors for Ms. P?
Naw dude I'm just gonna give her the old dirty needle

I was going to fail Chloe but she gave me the dirty needle. The worst I can give her now is a B.
The Old Dirty Needle by PWHS December 21, 2009

the dirty needle 

A blow job right after anal.
I got the dirty needle from my girlfriend last night.

Dirty Pine Needles

When A Alien Is So Skinny She Looks Like A (Pine Needle)and she is as slutty as Paris Hilton!
OMG Aliens Landed on Earth And some Of Them are Dirty Pine Needles

DürtyNeedlëz 

An amazing YouTube channel full of long lost songs.

Songs that are filthy and ridiculous, but some of the sexiest singers and songwriters that never existed.
Holy sh*t man, have you heard the latest drop by DürtyNeedlëz, I'm trying that tonight!
DürtyNeedlëz by Down N' Dürty September 22, 2025

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026