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The Old Dirty Needle 

1 see Dirty Needle

2 Proper noun. A controversial paper which may or may not pertain to assigned subject. Most commonly used to achieve honors credits, while omitting any comprehensive research or significant work. The controversy of the paper overshadows the fact that the paper is often on an unassigned or unrelated topic. Spelling and grammar are seen as superfluous.

Origin: A controversial paper titled 'Dirty Needles' done as an extra credit assignment. Originating in Portland OR, the paper received significant publicity and was approximately 50 percent grammatically correct
You're doing honors for Ms. P?
Naw dude I'm just gonna give her the old dirty needle

I was going to fail Chloe but she gave me the dirty needle. The worst I can give her now is a B.
The Old Dirty Needle by PWHS December 21, 2009

the dirty needle 

I got the dirty needle from my girlfriend last night.

Dirty Pine Needles

When A Alien Is So Skinny She Looks Like A (Pine Needle)and she is as slutty as Paris Hilton!
OMG Aliens Landed on Earth And some Of Them are Dirty Pine Needles

DürtyNeedlëz 

An amazing YouTube channel full of long lost songs.

Songs that are filthy and ridiculous, but some of the sexiest singers and songwriters that never existed.
Holy sh*t man, have you heard the latest drop by DürtyNeedlëz, I'm trying that tonight!
DürtyNeedlëz by Down N' Dürty September 22, 2025

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026